Hello everybody! I'm a panda bear called Broccoli!
Did you know that I'm an endangered species???? OF COURSE YOU KNOW LAH.
I am now living in a zoo and the zoo keepers love me except for the fact that I eat the broccoli off my head when they don't feed me enough bamboo. I don't like eating my broccoli hair because not cooked one, so not nice to eat. SEE LAH. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T FEED ME MY BAMBOO SHOOTS. D:
Anyway! I was born in China, obviously lahhhh. But, they send me to Zoo Negara after poachers go tangkap my mommy and daddy in the bamboo forest. My kor kor and jie jie panda in the zoo with me say that they found me as a little cute panda baby and send me over here so that little kids from Selangor and Johor Bahru can see how cute I am.
OMGGGG. MY BAMBOO COMING DI. I GO MAKAN FIRST.
I LOVE BAMBOO
That makes me really sad.
I like eating bamboo and my best friend is Sadistic Rabbit.
The zoo people don't like feeding me because they've caught me eating the broccoli that's growing out of my head sometimes.
THEY SAY I CANNIBAL WOR. SO MEAN.
I BAMBOOZLE YOU WITH MY BAMBOO THEN YOU KNOW.
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